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folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:13:10 -0400

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

c-anna-balism: enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edward...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:08:53 -0400

c-anna-balism:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

GET THE FUCK OUT

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:27:16 -0400

distractedbyshinyobjects: reservoircat: sephirajo: heartfilled...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:18:02 -0400

distractedbyshinyobjects:

reservoircat:

sephirajo:

heartfilledminds:

sadpigeon:

virginite:

missrep:

#NotBuyingIt: Swedish blog “En blommig tekop” shows how @AmericanApparel advertises the same “unisex” shirts differently to men and women: http://bit.ly/1408qsr

goddammit american apparel

fuckin AA

not okay, not okay at all

You obviously mean how they market to men and only men. Because I look at the women’s side and I’m like “that shirt is totally defective.”

It’s such a useless pic for women. Without it closed and her in a normal pose, how is any woman supposed to know how it fits? Will it fall straight or will is cinched in a little around my sides? How does it fit around boobs when it’s buttoned?

Fucking useless AND sexist.

And I was JUST talking the male gaze with a guy friend of mine who is just awakening to the idea of it.
Here it is, Johnny.

You should try watching Rise of the Guardians… oh...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:30:55 -0400

You should try watching Rise of the Guardians…

oh wait…

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:51:09 -0400

I swear to god every time I see another one of these creepy gif...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:50:01 -0400

I swear to god every time I see another one of these creepy gif sets, Mein Teil starts playing in my head. I can’t be the only one.

zawehzaweh: finalblessing: will smith everybody #HELLO I AM...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:45:10 -0400

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

booksandwildthings: tinypolytheist: stravaganza: allthespook...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:45:00 -0400

booksandwildthings:

tinypolytheist:

stravaganza:

allthespookyfeelings:

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:27:49 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

THIS GOT BETTER. Oh myyy indeed

esinololly: ohmygogapplejuice: crustified: havocados: emoreni...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:19:59 -0400

esinololly:

ohmygogapplejuice:

crustified:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

afterelton: As the French press laughs (x). Why we love...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:23:31 -0400

afterelton:

As the French press laughs (x).

Why we love Robert Downey, Jr.

Wasn’t going to reblog this, but the last line cracked me up

raideo: tf2maelgwyn: buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:11:56 -0400

raideo:

tf2maelgwyn:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat

oh my god I love this man

This is the first I’ve seen of these that actually looks...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:46:32 -0400

This is the first I’ve seen of these that actually looks legit and fits the usage in the scene. Mad props.

WIREDInsider: GEOGUESSR

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:43:41 -0400

WIREDInsider: GEOGUESSR:

wiredinsider:

Image via Geoguessr

You wake up suddenly in a sweat. Dusting yourself off, you find you’re in the middle of a field. It’s hot. There are no markers, just endless plains stretching in every direction.

Kafka story? Nope, it’s Geoguessr, a crazy addictive game built on Google Maps. The…

nevver: What your coffee says about you (larger) Straws are...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:42:44 -0400

nevver:

What your coffee says about you (larger)

Straws are AWESOME

thebluthcompany: brijam: Don’t order the Skip’s...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:34:57 -0400

Cornballs

Vodka on the rocks. And a piece of toast

thebluthcompany:

brijam:

Don’t order the Skip’s Scramble. Source.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Breakfast.

Take a look at this wonderful recipe for the Skip’s Scramblethat my tumblr buddy Brian made. It includes “I just blue myself” berry waffles, “banana stand” pancakes, bangers in the mouth, model home fries, and many other delicious things.

Now I know what I’m making to celebrate the return of Arrested Development.

Yup, Ben is basically me, with more scruples

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:29:58 -0400

Yup, Ben is basically me, with more scruples

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: a-ckleholic: i-learned-it-from-...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:28:18 -0400

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

a-ckleholic:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

Jensen Ackles’s face perfectly fits the golden ratio mask of perfect facial proportions and symmetry.

well.. yeah.. because he’s perfect. What did you expect? A flaw?

HE IS WHO DA VINCI WAS SEARCHING FOR!!!!!!

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Thu, 16 May 2013 12:41:18 -0400