April 2012
Arsenic and Old Lace
Mortimer: Look, Aunt Martha, men don't just get into window seats and die!
Abby: We know, dear. He died first.
Mortimer: Wait a minute! Stop all this. Now, look, darling, how did he die?
Abby: Oh, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.
Mortimer: How did the poison get in the wine?
Martha: Well, we put it in wine, because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea, it has a distinct odor.
Mortimer: You mean, you... You put it in the wine!
Abby: Yes. And I put Mr. Hoskins in the window seat, because Reverend Harper was coming.
Mortimer: Now, look at me, darling. You mean, you mean you knew what you'd done and you didn't want the Reverend Harper to see the body?
Abby: Well, not at tea. That wouldn't have been very nice.
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If you’re young and you want to start your own business, Mitt Romney’s has some advice from you: Borrow money from your parents. At a “lecture” for students at Otterbein University in Ohio today, Mitt Romney told students that, his friend, Jimmy John, started a business by borrowing $20,000 from his parents at a low interest...
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Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
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Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
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On life’s constant little limitations
Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
On expectations
Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
On why we are scared of the dark
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Planetary Resources unveils cosmic plan 'to boldly... →
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@cleolinda: RT @CNNLive: New venture @PlanetaryResources announces their plan to mine asteroids for precious metals in space. http://on.cnn.com/cnndcl4 @cleolinda: Number one, I can’t get the username or the link to to work. Number two, I’ve seen movies that started like this. @cleolinda: They don’t take place on the Good Ship Nobody Dies, I’ll put it that way. @cleolinda: The...
