Arsenic and Old Lace
Mortimer: Look, Aunt Martha, men don't just get into window seats and die!
Abby: We know, dear. He died first.
Mortimer: Wait a minute! Stop all this. Now, look, darling, how did he die?
Abby: Oh, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.
Mortimer: How did the poison get in the wine?
Martha: Well, we put it in wine, because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea, it has a distinct odor.
Mortimer: You mean, you... You put it in the wine!
Abby: Yes. And I put Mr. Hoskins in the window seat, because Reverend Harper was coming.
Mortimer: Now, look at me, darling. You mean, you mean you knew what you'd done and you didn't want the Reverend Harper to see the body?
Abby: Well, not at tea. That wouldn't have been very nice.
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