CA Republicans Sue Latino Dem Candidate For Being... →
paradiscacorbasi: fatandgeeky: cage-veil-cunt: generalbriefing: sarahlee310: A law firm with ties to the California GOP is deeply bothered to see Mexican-American Jose Hernandez’s name on the ballot for U.S. Congress (that is not the joke yet, but we could probably just stop there, ha ha) because he has listed himself as “astronaut” on the line for his occupation. Hernandez, the son of...
We found loaves in a toastless place
cleolinda: @allynorris: His burnt bread brings all the girls to the yard, and he’s like, “it’s better than squirrels”. #TeamPeeta @scbecker: Damn right, it’s better than yours. He could teach you but he needs to retain the advantage to kill you in the arena. Song lyric parodies: GO.
A hooded sweatshirt can make an innocent teen look like a criminal, just like a...– Steve Colbert (via femmesandfamily)
what do they call The Hunger Games in France?
feminesque: fucknobility: ibad: i lost my shit Lolololololol
And if you want the story, then remember that a story does not unwind. It...– Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time (via gyzym)
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and...
Beach Boys walk into a bar:
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
satirically-yours: onalea: ryuutsu: professorsparkle-pants: russian-tupperware: sexyengland: turntech-imadick: shootingstarwisher: eziohotpantsauditore: FOREVER REBLOG. DEAR LORD. IT’S BACK OH MY FUCK AIR CAN WE BE RELATED PLEASE WHEN SHE STARTS BREATHING HEAVY. I CANT. OH MY GOSH I COULD NOT SLEEP OH DEAR LORD, I CAN’T. This lady is seriously… excited about...
cybernautical mode: [race issues] Trayvon Martin:... →
paradiscacorbasi: by James C. Morant of the Baltimore Sun What, exactly, made 17-year-old Trayvon Martin “suspicious” in the eyes of the man who shot him to death? The question makes me think back to the time before my mom passed away, when she was hospitalized in a highly respected hospital here in Baltimore. On one Sunday, after church, I went to visit her. Security at this hospital was in...
‘No one would be that stu-‘ Susan stopped. Of course someone would be that...– Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time (via 3parts)
Nearly three weeks after an unarmed teenager was killed in a small city north of...– The New York Times, “Justice Department Investigation Is Sought In Florida Teenager’s Shooting Death.” Jesus fucking Christ. (via inothernews)
discoverynews: Penguin Cam Goes Underwater Get an underwater view of penguins at Sea World live all day. Also, if the action is not happening much in the water, you can switch views to another cam above ground here. Or you can switch it right on the video player. Just try to look away! SO MANY HAPPY FEET