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The day I figured out that the n-word could be replaced with “kitty” in rap songs was a good day. EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF A KITTY ‘CAUSE A GANGSTA-ASS KITTY THINK DEEP UP 365 AND 24-7 ‘CAUSE A GANGSTA-ASS KITTY DON’T SLEEP
Cat Stevens - Wild World People reblogging...
Filming Fred’s death was actually pretty easy. On the day we filmed I knew it...– Oliver Phelps on Fred’s death. (via mcahoy) Oh hi tears, that’s where you’ve been. Where were you during the movie?
"Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na."
tea-milk-one-sugar: brooksoglesby: I zinc we’re better than that, guys. One of the better jokes I’ve xenon here It’s not their fault all the good jokes argon. who is manganese jokes? Please, don’t make me sulfur through this. where is the person that made these awful puns I want to barium I find these jokes really boron
gothiccharmschool: Baby bat gets the hiccups! (Via JimSelleck.) From baturday.
When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry...– Alan Rickman (via personaltonks)
BABIES TASTING LEMONS FOR THE FIRST TIME
whatsherfacefromcali: elyse-in-wonderland: paperhippy:
This just can’t leave you with a straight face.